i'm taylor. started self harming when i was 12. last cut: 6/1/12. i am over one year self harm free and very proud of it. get to know me. i'm worth it.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Reason #1,569 why “just give it up for adoption!” is not a viable alternative to abortion.
yes hello i’d like to apply for this position here are my credentials:
WORK EXPERIENCE: starting secret relationships with hot ppl on public transportation, watching an entire tv series in one day, making toast
EDUCATION: the school of wine (2005 - present)
VOLUNTEER EXPERIENCE: sometimes i refrain from taking a penny from the “take a penny leave a penny” jar… helpin others
REFERENCES: john stamos and my mom probably